A Plum
A Plum by Xxchunky92xx May 11, 2020
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baby's arm clutching a plum
A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
Speeding Like a Plum
When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
Pull out a plum
1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.
2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.
Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.
Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
Pull out a plum by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009
Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie
This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)
Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie by Wordmate October 29, 2018
you're a plum
When someone is cute and petite, but plain like a bagel at times. A person who is usually plum is very sweet and round.
Person A: "why can't you be cute like that man.."
Person B: "Cute like what??"
Person A: "Like her, she's adorable. And you're a plum."
Person B: "Cute like what??"
Person A: "Like her, she's adorable. And you're a plum."
you're a plum by ctmwey March 19, 2017
Mubareka a.k.a Plum a.k.a MuBLuB a.k.a 2 M0nths a.k.a Mubraa a.k.a Mubarc0de
The sexiest sexaphone the world has ever laid eyes on. A charming personality never to be forgotten. Comes along with the words tasneem and sexy ..obviously has a great sense of humour..too cute for words.. (really bigging herself up ryt now lol)
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