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For some strange reason, do you want to know how to be "a nicky"? Follow these simple rules:
1. Constantly call people bitches.

2. Cock block. Whether it is a couple, or just a group of friends, find a way to cock block.

3. Be as awkward as possible in all situations.
4. Posses NO social skills.
5. Be a flaming faggot and annoy the hell out of your friends.
6. Don't get invited anywhere because you're annoying.
7. Attain some severe injury so people feel bad for you and hang out with you out of pity.
8. Proceed to pretend to have friends.
And THAT, is how you become "a nicky".
Girl and guy: *making out*
A Nicky: HAHA HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP LOL BITCH!

Guy: So, yeah, last weeken-
A Nicky: Haha! Penis lol guys!

Group of people: Let's all chill next weekend, oh wait, Nicky's coming quiet down!

A Nicky: Guys I'm in the hospital..
Everyone: Oh... I kinda feel bad.. uhmm.. hey Nicky uh... wanna like maybe sit with us at lunch..? God, we're gonna regret this.
A Nicky by all of westmont April 30, 2012

pulling a nicky 

pulling a nicky is when you don't show up to school for 3 weeks (probably from intense masturbation, most likely to Dumbledore porn) then rock up as if nothing ever happened and beg for money because you're a tight ass
guy: have you seen nicky?
guy 2: nah man he hasn't been to school for weeks
guy: dam is really pulling a nicky again?
guy 2: yeah bro he needs to see someone about his Dumbledore porn addiction
pulling a nicky by Barrista_bros_fan September 9, 2020

pull a nicky 

When someone reads a text and never responds
Anna read my breakup text and decided to pull a nicky.
pull a nicky by Carrie Serenade January 2, 2014

Pulling a Nicky 

When someone you know begins to ignore you. Specifically if someone ignores you because they have recently gotten into a relationship. If a friend of yours gets into a relationship and suddenly begins to ignore you more, chances are they're pulling a nicky.

Once they get into a relationship, they will likely not want to spend time with you and refuse your requests to meet up and instead spend all of their time with their partner.
Person 1: have you seen John lately?

Person 2: nope, haven't seen him. He's recently got himself a girlfriend though.

Person 1: oh no! He's not pulling a Nicky is he!?
Pulling a Nicky by TheDanime November 12, 2017

Pull a Nicky 

To act in a manner similar to Nick Simmons and plagiarize published works for your own book/comic/artwork.
"I posted a picture on DeviantART and someone edited it without my permission. They totally pulled a Nicky!"

or

"Dude, don't pull a Nicky on my sister's poetry - she'll kill us both."
Pull a Nicky by Unknown131313 February 24, 2010
A fat lump of shit who usually doesnt talk-- but when he does its very funny or stupid, nick is a name for an idiot who is stupid in school. He is the kid to jerk off in the school bathroom using the soap as lube. Nick is a fucking creep and has no friends cause he scares people away
"Dude, Nicky A is a vibe killer, that motherfucker"
Nicky A by DUDE ROCKA May 18, 2017
A fat lump of shit who usually doesnt talk-- but when he does its very funny or stupid, nick is a name for an idiot who is stupid in school. He is the kid to jerk off in the school bathroom using the soap as lube. Nick is a fucking creep and has no friends cause he scares people away
"Dude, Nicky A is a vibe killer, that motherfucker"
Nicky A by DUDE ROCKA May 18, 2017
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