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Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

a Neil by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

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A Neil

A Neil is the King of Diamonds when playing a card game

I just need a Neil to win this hand

A Neil by Bobsdefinition May 23, 2020

A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago

“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”

A Neil by stevenrama February 20, 2020

A Neil Comment

A comment made in haste to preserve ones Conservatism, without the relevant knowledge on a subject first being acquired.

Man 1: "I'm glad they banned something because frankly it was a crazy liberal idea and went against the entire 100 year history of man."

Man 2: "That is such A Neil Comment"

A Neil Comment by oscarorange November 3, 2010

pulling a neil

pulling a neil commonly refers to when one gets excessively drunk on a common highschool substance called miluakees best ice, or occasionally miller lite. Although one who pulls a neil is disliked at the time, all of their friends will grow to laugh it off shortly thereafter.

"yo we were at tylers the other day, and this dude was pulling a neil hardcore.

pulling a neil by Alex A. aka the one and only June 27, 2007

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO

I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson by The church of the black July 7, 2017

Doing A Neil

When someone goes to extreme measures to get someone they loves attention

Bryan - Hey did you hear about that nutter who climbed on my roof and tried to climb through my window just to see if i was awake?

Sam - Ahh that guy must have been totally in love with you to be Doing A Neil

Doing A Neil by Recycled Plastic June 28, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026