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A Neil is the King of Diamonds when playing a card game
I just need a Neil to win this hand
A Neil by Bobsdefinition May 23, 2020
Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”
A Neil by stevenrama February 20, 2020

A Neil Comment 

A comment made in haste to preserve ones Conservatism, without the relevant knowledge on a subject first being acquired.
Man 1: "I'm glad they banned something because frankly it was a crazy liberal idea and went against the entire 100 year history of man."

Man 2: "That is such A Neil Comment"
A Neil Comment by oscarorange November 3, 2010

pulling a neil 

pulling a neil commonly refers to when one gets excessively drunk on a common highschool substance called miluakees best ice, or occasionally miller lite. Although one who pulls a neil is disliked at the time, all of their friends will grow to laugh it off shortly thereafter.
"yo we were at tylers the other day, and this dude was pulling a neil hardcore.

Black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson 

PEOPLE DONT THINK THE UNIVERSE BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT AINT IT JUST DO
I follow the church of the black science man(a.k.a.) Neil deGrasse Tyson

Doing A Neil 

When someone goes to extreme measures to get someone they loves attention
Bryan - Hey did you hear about that nutter who climbed on my roof and tried to climb through my window just to see if i was awake?

Sam - Ahh that guy must have been totally in love with you to be Doing A Neil
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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