When a girl you haven't known very long drives her dad's truck over to your house, parks outside on the side side street and proceeds to suck your dick in the backseat.
It'sgonna be a good Friday bro, I'm getting a Melissa tonight!
To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.
When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around likewhite noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.
AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend “Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
Melissa Alli is the most beautiful person in the world. She is there for you whenever you are down and will always go out of her way to help you back up. She has beautiful eyes and long, soft black hair. Sometimes she thinks she is not good enough but those who know her, know she is the sweetest person in the world. Don't let her fool you though - she may be sweet, but she will put you in your place in a heartbeat. She will always be the most beautiful person in the world.. So after reading this, don't bother to believe any garbage on Urban Dictionary that you read about other people being 'the most beautiful' because that would just be a lie. Melissa is LOVE, Melissa is LIFE.
I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartanprayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*