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Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months
pull a martin by microsoftie October 16, 2013
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Two olives short of a martini
"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Two olives short of a martini by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
Pulling a Martin
A gambling term when someone thinks they have the best hand, but doesn’t know the game rules, thereby losing a substantial number of chips
He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin
Pulling a Martin by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020
Pullin' a Martin
It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin
Pullin' a Martin by nepats May 27, 2018
Pulling a Martin Luther
Greg: Dude it was raining pretty hard last night
Tim: Yea, I heard a couple people Pulling a Martin Luther while I was trying to sleep.
Tim: Yea, I heard a couple people Pulling a Martin Luther while I was trying to sleep.
Pulling a Martin Luther by iubowiecbiwubciowb June 1, 2019
Pulled a Martin
Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin
Pulled a Martin by Garfield007 October 20, 2008