A human 

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals

Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan

A human by Brendon Patton August 1, 2013

A human 

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

A human by Random-memer April 4, 2022

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE 

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE by weave January 28, 2007

A Human chode 

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

A Human chode by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

a human second 

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

a human second by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

A Human chode 

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

A Human chode by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

a human ick 

lelli kelli.

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.

a human ick by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022