A Grandad 

when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.

Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .

A Grandad by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

Ur grandad a fag 

This is worse than your daddy lesbian, your mom gay, and your granny a tranny Every time you say this 10 African kids die

John: your granny tranny

Bob: I'll say it

John: say faggot
Bob: ur grandad a fag

*John and 10 African kids die*

Ur grandad a fag by Racooneggs March 12, 2018

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad 

THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED

Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E

Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad by Cock boi 911 March 13, 2018