a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

a David by LiLPička March 24, 2019

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a david

you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways

a david by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012

Related Words

a david • A David Kessler • A David Butthole • A David Spor • pulling a David • doing a david • Pull a David • Do a David • Do a David Cox • Dropping a David Blaine

A David

A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.

I have been going thru a david.

A David by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025

A David Butthole

is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them

PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE

A David Butthole by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

A David Kessler by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

A David Kessler by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in

Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great

A David Spor by Alex doeder April 10, 2022

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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