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A middle-aged white centrist man who calls women "hun".

He's such a Dave..."blue no matter who" unless it's Bernie.

A Dave by Medicare4All May 14, 2020

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A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

A Dave by Slinks July 22, 2014

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A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

A Dave Matthews by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

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A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend

Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out

A Dave Portnoy by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

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a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

a dave drop by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

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a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

a Dave story by Mecachis June 2, 2018

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Pulling a Dave

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.

Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.

Pulling a Dave by Better Brother June 5, 2018

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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