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A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.
John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'
A Dave by Slinks July 22, 2014

A Dave Matthews 

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.
Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend
Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out
A Dave Portnoy by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

a dave drop 

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.
Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.
a dave drop by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

a Dave story 

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
a Dave story by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Pulling a Dave 

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.
Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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