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a david 

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you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways
a david by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012
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a david • A David Kessler • A David Butthole • A David Spor • pulling a David • doing a david • Pull a David • Do a David • Do a David Cox • Dropping a David Blaine

A David 

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A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.
I have been going thru a david.
A David by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025
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A David Butthole 

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is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them
PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE
A David Butthole by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008
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A David Kessler 

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When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
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A David Kessler 

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When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
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A David Spor 

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A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great
A David Spor by Alex doeder April 10, 2022
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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