A Conrad 

A Conrad is a unit of measurement approximately 3 inches. Often found marked on rulers under a young man's bed.

After Becky's one night stand her friend asked how he was. Disappointedly she said he's about a Conrad.

A Conrad by BagSlayer September 30, 2020

A Conrad 

Cappuccino and Amaretto after dinner drink

I would like a Conrad after this delicious meal.

A Conrad by CraftyMomof4 July 17, 2022

Pulling a Conrad 

When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.

James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.

Pulling a Conrad by eatmyDICtion March 6, 2015

to pull a conrad 

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

to pull a conrad by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022