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A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.
A Car's Life is a terrible movie
A Car's Life by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr 

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

i'd hit it -- with a car 

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

Pimp'in Out (a car)

Related to the Smash hit MTV series, 'Pimp my Ride' where dodgy cars as done up in an attempt to make them super rides.
In general terms this refers to an individual doing up/Pimp'in Out (a car), i.e. new stereo, new exhaust, new paintwork, body kits, etc...
Pimp'in Out (a car) by Tim Grinder October 1, 2006

on it like a car bonnet 

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
on it like a car bonnet by StMi February 13, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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