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Or "You just got a bowl", basically I learned this term selling speakers with a sales company back the the late 90's. This means you sold nothing or tried to do something and you got nothing! Just like an empty bowl! You ask someone "What's in an empty bowl?" and they say "nothing" and you say "Exacty, that's what you just got!". A great time to say this term is when you just spanked somone in a video game, or kicked someones ass in a sport or sales job!!!
"I played my friend in Madden 2007, and gave him a bowl!"
"Yeah my dumb ass buddy, tried to asked this girl for her phone number and she gave him a bowl!
a bowl by Brian Wick June 3, 2007
When you smoke meth. Or marijuana. The paraphernalia that's used..
You want to smoke a bowl. We were just chilling right there smoking a bowl. Hey you got a bowl I broke my pipe.
A bowl by Kittykat0play March 14, 2022

A Bowl of Stupid 

Usually the preferred daily breakfast of idiots and morons everywhere.
"wtf, man, did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"

A bowl of assholes 

Very foul breath, smells awful. morning breath. Sleeping to close to the crack.
Man what did you eat? Your breath smells like a bowl of assholes.
A bowl of assholes by Ringleader 615 December 12, 2005

A bowl of assholes 

:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?

:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
A bowl of assholes by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

a bowl of feel a lot better now 

#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed

#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"

#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.
ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."

"Totally, man. First chillum on me."


ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."

"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"

(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."


ex #3:

"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."

or

"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."