Derived from Sony Playstation Network crash on 1st March 2010 at the stroke of midnight due a date/clock glitch related to Feb 29/Mar 1, millions were left clueless at the time of the incidence without access to online console gaming for up to 24 hours, some early claims suggested unusual behaviour, widespread insanity, was common amongst players affected. Sources suggest even the late Adolf Hitler was hit by a 800150F (Source: YouTube Vid watch?v=hoENVnD3J8). Sony's overwhelming and very timely response had the worldwide issue resolved within 24hrs, much to the shock of all the xbox fanboys whose technical team take 2yrs to try to resolve a single isolated problem without success.
John: You dude log on to PSN, were gonna kick ass in modern warfare
Joseph: Yo i cant log on.... whats this 800150F ??
John: HAHA..... PWND SUCKER!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.