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This unique piece of electronic equipment was born in 1997 by Roland Corporation and is mostly known for making trance music more popular, and putting supersaw mega-trance on the map with its signature supersaw sound produced by seven detuned saw-waves all played at once.

Despite being used to make trance DJs and producers rich, it is actually quite an intricate and beautiful analog modeling synthesizer which originally came loaded with many Jazz-fusion oriented patches that are a far cry from the restless, overrated noise that is trance music.
The JP-8000 is an analog modeling synthesizer.
JP-8000 by Nimrod Nineveh November 16, 2009

pp eater 8000 

An automatic machine who chops off 14 year olds pp’s off; used commonly on kids named Jason, Jayden, or Andrew.
Andrew; oh me pp eater 8000 is so nice I’m finna stick my post in it
pp eater 8000 by GrandSider November 5, 2020

Autocircumsizer 8000 

The newest form of getting circumsizion without risking your penis getting destroyed by a botched operation when you were a newborn child.
Sex obsessed girl: Hey.. when we had a one night stand i remember you had depressingly long foreskin... what happened to it?

Dude: Oh, just used my new Autocircumsizer 8000... didnt wanna risk getting a botched penis operation.

Over 8000 

What Goku's power level is in the manga.
ITS OVER 8000!!!
WHAT? 8000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Over 8000 by DragonBall_Boi December 4, 2017

Greenstar 8000 

A top of the range boiler, many compare to a woman of unmatched beauty.
My God, Nicole really is a Greenstar 8000 in every aspect.
Greenstar 8000 by Plumbers2002 April 28, 2024

double gluck slurp 8000 

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"