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7 Hours
The average amount of time a school day takes, tends to feels more like 10 thousand years, and that number is bolstered by homework.
Once I tried to get a 100 person petition for the school to put a sign right outside of the school that would say
"welcome to hell" so new students would know what they were in for when arriving for the first time.
Once I tried to get a 100 person petition for the school to put a sign right outside of the school that would say
"welcome to hell" so new students would know what they were in for when arriving for the first time.
7 Hours by lordgrim the invcbke October 14, 2020
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7 hours
how long you have to live after youve been jigged by somebody under the curse of teh jig of death unless you jig somebody else
7 hours by paul of death October 21, 2003
7 hours
The most common exaggeration of time such as when driving or participating in some other form of transportation
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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