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good 6 figures

The part of six figures that still feels like money. High six figures after taxes, not the $110k “I made it” version. You can save, travel, and not do mental math every time the group chat says dinner.
“He said he makes six figures.”

“Yeah, but is it good 6 figures or the bad 6 figures?”
good 6 figures by Hevel September 15, 2026

bad 6 figures

A six-figure salary that still feels broke. Usually the low end ($100k–$160k before taxes) after rent, bills, and lifestyle inflation eat it. You hit the number people used to brag about and realize it doesn’t mean what it used to.
“I finally made six figures.”

“Congrats on the bad 6 figures. You still check your account on the 27th.”
bad 6 figures by Hevel September 15, 2026

6-figure situation 

When a client or associate tries to step-up disrespectfully and you pass it on to someone who makes 6-figures, cause damn, you DO NOT get paid ENOUGH for that.
THOT tried to step to me. I laughed and gave it to the execs, cause that a 6-figure situation
6-figure situation by Ex-Rated Mofo December 20, 2021
Making the figure '6" on the clit while eating pussy
This mugg tried to do a figure 6 but it was wack!
Figure 6 by Jerz2NC September 15, 2019

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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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