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5th july 

If you reed this you need to kiss someone next to you
Rebecca:Omg lets look what is 5th July
Tommy:Ok
Rebecca:Oh wow i need to kiss you
😚😚
Tommy: it’s the best day ever
Rebecca: yep it’s 5th july
5th july by Paws 🐾 November 30, 2019

July 5th 

You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th
July 5th by BleachedSpaghetti October 18, 2019

5th of July 

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.
After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July
5th of July by Remmy and AJ July 20, 2008

5th of July 

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.
Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!
5th of July by Telephony July 3, 2014

5th of July 

“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful
5th of July by iheartyouuu_2 January 26, 2022

July 5th 

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.
What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(
July 5th by Xizor July 6, 2008