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a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.
Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.
5 Inches by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018
is enough bb... LMAO
Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!
5 inches by emmy_exe November 2, 2020
When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height
Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away

.5 inches 

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(
mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.
.5 inches by eatmyassrachel May 25, 2019
5 inches by si papi daddy January 18, 2021

5.9 Inches in 30 seconds 

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.
5.9 Inches in 30 seconds by Al Sahir September 30, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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