a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.
Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.
by RealNiggaAndar May 31, 2018
When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height
Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away
is enough bb... LMAO
Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!
by emmy_exe November 3, 2020
When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(
mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.
by eatmyassrachel May 26, 2019
Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.
She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.
by Rozzarunner July 16, 2013
Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2
Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
by snakles__530 January 17, 2017