a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.
Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.
by RealNiggaAndar May 31, 2018
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is enough bb... LMAO
Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!
by emmy_exe November 3, 2020
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When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height
Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away
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When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(
mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.
by eatmyassrachel May 26, 2019
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Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.
She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.
by Rozzarunner July 16, 2013
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Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2
Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
by snakles__530 January 17, 2017
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