5 years old
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Discord mod: 5 years old
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Discord mod: 5 years old
5 years old by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
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Figure of a 5 year old boy
Figure of a 5 year old boy by Tomahick November 22, 2005
5 year old
A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.
An object or thing that is 5 years old.
Something more than a few years old
An object or thing that is 5 years old.
Something more than a few years old
5 year old by alia(jk) September 27, 2019
5 Year Old
5 Year Old by Meelina January 21, 2018
Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
8.5 year old
A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.
8.5 year old by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022
5 year old
5 year old by The ugly duckling June 11, 2018
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