5 Weenies

5 weenies is a slur term used to describe the act of having a rough childhood. This is particularly used when somebody is burned with a kettle on the side of their face by there very own mother who abandons them and leaves them and their siblings with an abusive fire extinguisher of a Father and they get accepted into a prestigious school where they will accuse somebody of being a secret love child.

The slur 5 weenies is often defined as:

My ✋name 👄 is 👀 not ❌ five 👏 weenies 🌭 I 🔥 am 😎 Shoto✅ from 😳U.A. 🏫 and 👈 I 👁 wanna ✨ be 💫 a 😝 hero💂 ♂️ My 👨 👦father 🧔 Endeavor 🔥 is currently ⏳ the number one 💯 hero ✊ but ➕ to be 😅 quite 👉 frank 👈 i've 😓 always 😡 hated 💢 him 😖 and ☹ want 😤 to 😌 forge 🙃 my 🔄 own path 🗺 in 〰️ the 〽️ world 🌐 of 👑 pros 😇 My 🧒 childhood 👦 was 👧 less 👦 than 🏁 nothing 💔 you 👆 see 👀 so 🤧 I 👊felt 🏳️ 🌈 like-

5 Weenies by anonymous December 8, 2021

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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

5 Weenies by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022

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5 Weenies • 5-0 • 5 second rule • 5 • 5 fingers up • 5 Seconds of Summer • 5-7 • 5-11 • 5 head • 5-O

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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