5 weenies is a slur term used to describe the act of having a rough childhood. This is particularly used when somebody is burned with a kettle on the side of their face by there very own mother who abandons them and leaves them and their siblings with an abusive fire extinguisher of a Father and they get accepted into a prestigious school where they will accuse somebody of being a secret love child.
The slur 5 weenies is often defined as:
My โname ๐ is ๐ not โ five ๐ weenies ๐ญ I ๐ฅ am ๐ Shotoโ from ๐ณU.A. ๐ซ and ๐ I ๐ wanna โจ be ๐ซ a ๐ hero๐ โ๏ธ My ๐จ ๐ฆfather ๐ง Endeavor ๐ฅ is currently โณ the number one ๐ฏ hero โ but โ to be ๐ quite ๐ frank ๐ i've ๐ always ๐ก hated ๐ข him ๐ and โน want ๐ค to ๐ forge ๐ my ๐ own path ๐บ in ใฐ๏ธ the ใฝ๏ธ world ๐ of ๐ pros ๐ My ๐ง childhood ๐ฆ was ๐ง less ๐ฆ than ๐ nothing ๐ you ๐ see ๐ so ๐คง I ๐felt ๐ณ๏ธ ๐ like-
My โname ๐ is ๐ not โ five ๐ weenies ๐ญ I ๐ฅ am ๐ Shotoโ from ๐ณU.A. ๐ซ and ๐ I ๐ wanna โจ be ๐ซ a ๐ hero๐ โ๏ธ My ๐จ ๐ฆfather ๐ง Endeavor ๐ฅ is currently โณ the number one ๐ฏ hero โ but โ to be ๐ quite ๐ frank ๐ i've ๐ always ๐ก hated ๐ข him ๐ and โน want ๐ค to ๐ forge ๐ my ๐ own path ๐บ in ใฐ๏ธ the ใฝ๏ธ world ๐ of ๐ pros ๐ My ๐ง childhood ๐ฆ was ๐ง less ๐ฆ than ๐ nothing ๐ you ๐ see ๐ so ๐คง I ๐felt ๐ณ๏ธ ๐ like-
A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.
This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.
Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.
Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."
Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"
Person #1: "wait huh?"
Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"
Person #1: "I no comprendo."
Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*
Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"
Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??
Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"
Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"
Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"
Person #1: "wait huh?"
Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"
Person #1: "I no comprendo."
Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*
Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"
Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??
Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"
Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"
Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 13, 2022