to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank
after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle
by big bobs basterd beans December 4, 2005
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The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004
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Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
by BlazeBeing May 13, 2015
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to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank
Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?

Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
by 7clayton7 July 24, 2005
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When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut
by The cerified G January 13, 2017
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Mom: “come eat dinner Alex!”

One second I’m doing the “5 knuckle shuffle”
by Wargun785 June 12, 2019
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Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 31, 2010
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