5 finger dismount 

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

5 finger dismount by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

5 finger discount by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

5 finger discount

To steal something. It originated from getting your 5 fingers chopped off your primary hand for theft.

"Yo! Where did you get those J's?"
"I got a 5 finger discount at footlocker!"

5 finger discount by Kaine harls June 14, 2016

5 finger discount

1)
When you know you have a bad hooker.

If you can fit all five fingers in, its gonna be a bad night, so you get a discount.
2)
When you jack some shit from a store, or see someone else jackin shit from a store. ( because you pick it up with five fingers and run like hell)

(guy 1 )Damn i had the worst sex ever, i got the 5 finger discount.
(guy 2 ) *laughing* hahahaa well i fucked your mother, and got it too.
(guy 3) thats fucking disgusting

Look at that stupid mother fucker! He just got a 5 finger discount, and ran right into a cop.
Yo nigga, im workin as a stock boy so i can get the 5 finger discount when ever i want.

5 finger discount by Gangsta Stoner January 30, 2008