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5 October 

International blowjob day.
Ladies this is the day you suck that dick in the most passionate way until he cums, and if he wants another round, you suck that dick again
5 October by Bj5 October 5, 2019
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October 5 

National pick up a chair and throw it day
Jimmy:Hey bro what you planning on doing today?
John:Bro it’s October 5th dumbass
October 5 by Dumbass69420 October 23, 2019
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october 5 

The day the hottest people were born... inside and out. The best kissers, funniest, smartest, and most crazy people were born on this day. Some may define them as perfect.
“Was she born on October 5?”

Yeah, why?”
“Look at her! She’s got it all! She’s perfect.”
october 5 by Ereika Courstaneria October 17, 2019

October 5 

A day where sexy, smart, humble and talented people are born, it is considered one of the best days in the month and the oficial beginning of spooktober.
Jhonny was definitely born on October 5
October 5 by CalebHN October 18, 2019

October 5 

Only the most sexy people are born on this day, if you know someone non in this day don’t let them go there hot
“Your sexy were you born on October 5th?”
October 5 by MetalLogos November 5, 2019

october 5 

National food day. Eat as much food as you can!! Food is the best thing in the world so why not make a whole day all about food ?!
National Food day; October 5th

Today is national food day ! I’m gonna sit around and eat goldfish ;)

What would we do without food ?!
october 5 by October 5 October 5, 2017

October 5 

the day when the absolute omnipotent powers were born
you were born on October 5th. All hail the leader.
October 5 by tblr November 10, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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