Sam: How big is your dick?
John: 4 inches.
Sam: Oh, okay. Well mine is a mile long.
*whips his dick out*
John: Hey, you want a blowjob?
Sam: Only if you can get to the balls.
John: Hell yeah.
*seconds later*
Sam: oh... oh... Oh.... OH.... AHHH.... AHHHHH. FASTER.
John: *thinking* mmmm. So good and fat and juicy.
Sam: OHHH... OHHH...
John: *manages to suck Sam's huge balls*
Sam: OHHHHHH.... OHHHH... I'M GONNA CUM! OH SHIT. OH SHIT! *cums gallons*
John: mmm so tasty....

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4 inches by YeetfulandDecitful October 24, 2020

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4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

4-inches by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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