Inches 

What girls say to other girls with long hair

Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in?
Lysha:girl that’s real hair
Keke:dangggg she got inches!

Inches by Tamia.luvs.2pac October 29, 2017

inches 

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

inches by Jim March 11, 2005

Inches 

When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.

Inches by Harry, Divino, Brewer and Co. May 23, 2008

Inches 

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!

Inches by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Inches In Falling

A great hard rock band from Massachusetts with a great CD.

www.myspace.com/inchesinfalling

"Who sings that song, Lose Your Mind?"

"It's Inches In Falling!"

Inches In Falling by Dr. Walker August 26, 2009

7.4 inches 

The length Laurenz claims his tool is.

"I've got 7.4 inches."

7.4 inches by Timo Teo November 4, 2008

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

Twelve inches a spade by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021