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What girls say to other girls with long hair
Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in?
Lysha:girl that’s real hair
Keke:dangggg she got inches!
Inches by Tamia.luvs.2pac October 29, 2017
Words you can keep
Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.
Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
inches by Jim March 11, 2005
When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.
1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.
An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.
How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!
Inches by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

Inches In Falling

A great hard rock band from Massachusetts with a great CD.

www.myspace.com/inchesinfalling
"Who sings that song, Lose Your Mind?"

"It's Inches In Falling!"
Inches In Falling by Dr. Walker August 26, 2009

7.4 inches 

The length Laurenz claims his tool is.
"I've got 7.4 inches."
7.4 inches by Timo Teo November 4, 2008

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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