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esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ? 

Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.
I was bored and typed

` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = q w e r t y u i o p \ a s d f g h j k l ; ' z x c v b n m , . / ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | A S D F G H J K L : " Z X C V B N M < > ?

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.
Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4) 

HomoSexual Level. Levels included are

HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
The 4Hs are HIV, HPV, hepatitis, and herpes.
Damn, that girl is bangin, but do you think she has any of the 4Hs?
4Hs by QueenOfTheHs December 19, 2013