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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400 

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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Da Looie Crew

707 Vallejo Ca Rap Group
Da Unda Dogg, Mac Dre, Dubee, Miami The Most, N2DEEP, JAYTEE,PSD, Mac Mall, & JT the Biggs Figga
You down with 31007Da Looie Crew. Them boys be slumpin.
31007 by El.Amerikano September 18, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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