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34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.
34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.
34 1/2 by asisee January 16, 2013
giving yourself oral sex
A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out
34 1/2 by max April 7, 2004
Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.
Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!
34 1/2 by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
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