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24 hours 

A set amount of time which is equal to a day , commonly used for formal business or a desperate placeholder of time when you didnt finish your project / homework in time even though it was that small ; or ina short and understandable manner , the amount of time it takes for me to finish dOIn YOuR mOm.
Teacher: "STUDENT DID YOU NOT FINISH YOU'RE HOMEWORK ?! IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SMALL WORKSHEET THAT YOU

COULD COMPLETE IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOUR RETARDED-ASS BRAIN COULDNT EVEN HANDLE THAT

ONE TASK LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU TO GET THIS

EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY AND HERE YOU ARE THROWING IT AWA-"
Student:"Can you give me 24 hours ?"
Teacher:"TO DO WHAT ?"
Student:"to finish doin' your mom"
24 hours by NotaFortniteSpedkid November 16, 2021
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24 hours 

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.
Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."
24 hours by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

24 hours 

A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).
I played Minecraft for 24 hours straight!

24 hours to cry 

24 hours to cry starts at 12:00am April 14th. You have all day until 11:59pm to cry about anything and everything. April 15th, we resume life and have nothing to cry about..hopefully.
Mom: Why have you been crying all day?
Me: It’s 24 hours to cry today and I’m just gonna get everything out that I need to get out.
24 hours to cry by donald fuck April 12, 2020

24 Hours of Lemons 

A kickass American endurance racing series involving 500$ crap cans and drunk hillbillies.
"Did you hear SpeedyCop put a Cessna chassis over a toyota minivan? Can't wait to see it at the next 24 Hours of Lemons race"
24 Hours of Lemons by AnthonyWP February 1, 2022

24 hours of power 

when you smoke weed and u still feel it 24 hours laer
i got 24 hours of power nigger
24 hours of power by angel face October 2, 2004

Enjoy The Next 24 Hours

Person 1: whoops, sorry i bumped into you
Person 2: it’s fine, enjoy the next 24 hours
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