an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

get the last laugh

To win a conflict, especially one that was either long winded, strong, or both.

Just you wait, freak, I will get the last laugh over you!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2023

scram

Get out of my sight.

Person 1: i jack off to women's boobs on discord
Person 2: HOLY SHIT, DUDE. SCRAM RIGHT NOW.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023

go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.

Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023

TBA

To be announced; usually used to describe or be a placeholder for something that has yet to come out.

The next video game in the series is TBA.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 20, 2023

jab

A quick insult. Usually lighthearted.

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 23, 2023