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2 plus 2 by bob the brony March 15, 2020
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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej December 10, 2017
2 plus 2 equals chair
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
2 plus 2 equals chair by Hunter126 December 17, 2017
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Tim : Kid, go back to school
Tim : Kid, go back to school
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths by Street Kid Timmy December 10, 2017
2 plus 2 equals 5
if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5
2 plus 2 equals 5 by HAWK123 August 18, 2009
Divide by 2 Plus 1
A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
Divide by 2 Plus 1 by GCSRT8 May 25, 2012
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