Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day
Friend: *Walks down hotel hallway*
Two people in room: AHH AHH AHH AHH OH F*CK AHH
Other friend: Why are they having sex so early in the morning Friend: It’s March 2