2 Bag 

The act of fucking an ugly girl or any girl that has a face

deformity by putting a bag over your own head just in case

the one you put on the girl's head rips.

2 Bag

2 Bag by Dick Hair November 22, 2011

2 Bag Night 

Any fantastic event or thing.

"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"

2 Bag Night by TwoAndAHalfBags October 27, 2018

1/2 on a bag of dank 

To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.

Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."

1/2 on a bag of dank by Diego September 3, 2003

2 bagger 

When your screwing an ugly chick and you pat a bag over her head plus another one just in case the first one breads.

I smacked that booty all night long, but that ho fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch. She was a real 2 bagger.

2 bagger by Big Playa Andrew Gates. September 1, 2006

jonny 2 bags 

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

jonny 2 bags by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

2 bagger 

Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her

This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.

2 bagger by sassydiva September 1, 2015

2 bags of Chips 

Funny joke... HaHa

You're 2 bags of Chips

2 bags of Chips by InfiniteDraco March 5, 2021