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November 1st (October 32nd) 

International Give Your Mans A Blow Job Day. If you are a girl you need to give your man a blow job. Otherwise, you will have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of your life.
Joe Mama: Nigga what day is it?
Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!

October 1st 

October 1st is the official start of Spookytime.
Mark: Guess what day it is guys!

George: Uh.. October 1st?

Mark: THAT’S RIGHT. START OF SPOOKYTIME BITCHES!
October 1st by PleaseDefine October 1, 2017

October 1st 

The day when companies,(such as Walmart & Hobby Lobby) start putting up Christmas decorations.
"You ready for October 1st?" "Nah, it`s too early"
October 1st by Polaroid_Wolf October 26, 2019

October 1st 

People born in October are naturally beautiful and funny.But deep deep down a crackhead.
Hailey-hey do you know what day it is?
Abby-It’s October 1st!!!!
Hailey-happy birthday to me!!
October 1st by STDS77 October 26, 2019

October 1st 

A rare birthday to have.

Not many people have this birthday
But here are some people

Beck Bennett. Actor-comedian Beck Bennett is 36. ...
Brie Larson. Actor Brie Larson is 31. ...
Carly Hughes. Actor Carly Hughes is 38. ...
Cindy Margolis. Actor-model Cindy Margolis is 55. ...
Dave Holland. Jazz musician Dave Holland is 74. ...
Esai Morales. Actor Esai Morales is 58. ...
Jade Bird. Singer/songwriter Jade Bird is 23. ...
Jimmy Carter.
October 1st by MJ :) June 15, 2021

October 1st 

hey look it’s october 1st yk what that means
post your gf day
October 1st by Trevaughn September 30, 2022