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18 February 2022 

BOYS CAN'T SAY NO! The girls can tell the boys what to do and the boys definitely say no
"It's 18 February 2022 and the boys can't say no"
18 February 2022 by useridgafboutjail February 16, 2022

February 18 

Throw a seagull at your smartest friend day.
“Today is February 18th! Time to throw a seagull at Jordan!”
February 18 by fuitgummi March 20, 2020

February 18 

February 18th is national “go to the park” day
Hey dad?
Dad: what?
Can we go to the park?
Dad: no

But it’s February 18th
February 18 by Destiny Clark Denice December 2, 2020

February 18 

The day that legends and people with a true warrior heart are born. A day of heroes and adventurers.
Wow, he's a real hero.

He's probably born on February 18
February 18 by FlamesOfCreation December 30, 2019

February 18 

most caring yet independent people were born on this day, February 18th. Also fun fact, it's dr.dre's Birthday too :D
February 18 by Hae_678 November 7, 2019

February 18 

It is my cats Bar mitzvah if you have any thing going on cancel it because this is important
Last call to reserve a spot at my cats Bar mitzvah it’s February 18 and it is starting at 10:00pm
February 18 by Mason9b November 13, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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