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It is scientifically proven that alcohol does shit for you, even lightweight consumption

So stop fucking ruin your life.

scientific study by the Lancet called:

"Risk thresholds for alcohol consumption: combined analysis of individual-participant data for 599 912 current drinkers in 83 prospective studies"
A: i love alcohol
B: 1357
A: Oh i did not know it is that harmful
1357 by Ma_Gggg February 8, 2022
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1357924680 

When you are bored out of your mind and have already typed 1234567890 , 0987654321 and 1029384756 already so you first type the odd numbers then the even numbers.
A: What you typing?
B: 1357924680.
A: I feel you.
1357924680 by cyclopentane November 10, 2019

13579-qetuo[\adgjl'zcbm.

When your just bored enough to hit every other key.

1357908642 

At this point you've wasted your life and decided to press all the odd numbers and then back with the even numbers its suggested that you go to bed now
1357908642
1357908642 by H90 January 31, 2020

135792468008642975311357924680086429753113579246800864297531

For fred sake, are you THAT bored? I can't believe you typed odd numbers then later even numbers. Not only that but you reversed it and put it 3 times.

Go read a book, or entertain yourself to kill your boredom.
A: 135792468008642975311357924680086429753113579246800864297531
B: What?

13579-qetuo[\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsa]piyrw=08642`

Wow. I didnt think anyone could get this far... I mean, I did. But still. Wow. 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` is every letter on your keyboard. You skip ` and start from 1 and then type every other character fowards and backwards. I would say that you should just do your damn homework already, but I dont think you may have dropped out of school by now. Congratulations... I guess.
"I'll just type 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` into urban dictionary to see what happens"
The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."
13579 by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
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