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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

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why? just WHY?
person one: I AM THE ULTIMATE BOREDOM GOD
person two:10!)29"(38"*37£&46$^5%qpQPwoWOeiEIruRUtyTYalAlskSKdjDJfhFHgG\/|?z.Z>x,X<cmCMvnVNbB

texas 1038 

When you just up and walk away without explanqtion to anyone.
Tommy at the party musta got spooked he pulled a Texas 1038.
No Tommy'd never.
Ya just up and left.
texas 1038 by @yung.gambit September 24, 2019

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You are very bored so you type the number row alternating between the off and even numbers, going right with the odd numbers while left with the even numbers
1038567492
1038567492 by jarsubo December 10, 2025

spin 1038 

The best, best, BEST radio station that has ever existed in this lifetime! First-class music selection, interesting shows and all-round amazingness!
Unlike any of the other stations, spin 1038 is more relatable and has amazing shows and music. The exact polar opposite of radio nova.

Spin 1038 

A radio station that is the very embodiment of awesome. Kick-ass shows, amazing music and all-around coolness. Tune in from 7-10am Monday to Friday and 7pm to 10pm Monday to Thursday and Fridays 6-10pm and Saturdays 10-12am and 6pm-12 midnight for the best experience.
Spin 1038 kicks the ass of every other station and then curbstomps them.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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