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1 billion dollar offer
To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!
Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"
1 billion dollar offer by Hym Iam August 1, 2025
No.1 Billboard
No.1 Billboard by Worldwide Handsome September 13, 2020
1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store
andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?
Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.
1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store by [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ September 28, 2021
1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions
This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.
Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.
Guy:2 the lions would win obviously
Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.
Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*
Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?
Guy:2 the lions would win obviously
Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.
Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*
Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?
1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions by HistoricalGlaceon May 8, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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