Guy 1: I just bought this soap that says
will kill 99.9% of the bacteria
Guy 2: what about the other 0.1%
Guy 1: ...does not say
Guy 2: and that's the point! those bastards have put out 99.9% bacteria-killing shit soap for years! well, the other 0.1% is
that shit that won't kill, or gave shape, to that soap bar. 99.9% ungh,
more like 9.99%, i used that soap, nothing changed in my system