Faress is a really nice boy that anybody would be lucky to have. Most girls that start with the letters A,G, or S are most likely to like faress. Faress is definitely Arab and probably won’t lose his virginity until he is married. However he can get very horny at night for whatever reasons. Faress is a video game addict and is more of an Xbox user rather than play station user. Faress is very good looking and very funny and could be very sarcastic. Faress will make lots of mistakes that he will need help with, but he is very good at listening to your problems too. He is also very sensitive. If you meet a faress keep him with you, he won’t doubt you.
Faress a very handsome man that you can always trust.He always can make someone feel better and brightens the mood.He is a great person to be around and a person that you will never forget.Faress always stands up to anyone no matter who they are.He is very funny and a great person to be around
A heterosexual female who favors the companionship of homosexual males. Preferable to the more commonly used phrases "fag hag" and "fruit fly" in that it affords a certain dignity, even regality, to the female in question.
"Loretta is my most trusted and valued fagress...she never, ever tires of watching "Showgirls" with me."
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*