Definitions by bearbait
fagress
A heterosexual female who favors the companionship of homosexual males. Preferable to the more commonly used phrases "fag hag" and "fruit fly" in that it affords a certain dignity, even regality, to the female in question.
faux beau
An imaginary boyfriend, usually a celebrity. This crush is characterized by the obsessive consumption of the individual's body of work (whether in music, film, television, etc), no matter how terrible or lame it is.