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Connietent 

When you do something that everyone around you think is annoying, but you think it's the funniest and most genius thing at all times
I just puked from overdosing on Connietent
Connietent by KathrineMøs January 7, 2022

Conniekaze 

A pudgy morbidly obese girl whose name happens to be Connie. She possibly comes from an immigrant family. The name derives from the word "Kamikaze," and is used because of whenever the girl walks, she evokes the feeling of being in the middle of a combat situation, because her footsteps shake the ground around her, much like a mortar explosion of Kamikaze attack.
Dude 1: Oh my dear lord, did you hear that?
Dude 2: No, but I felt it. What do you think that is? Are they doing construction on this floor?
Dude 1: Oh, wait. Never mind. It's just Conniekaze...
Dude 2: I'd tap that...
(Awkward silence ensues)
Conniekaze by Fotzengeil October 9, 2008

Connibalism 

Communism and cannibalism merging together to form a religion. OUR RELIGION
Connibalism

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Connibalism by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Conifer ConnieTreeCow 

Conifer ConnieTreeCow is poggers. She make gud art and is talented

connieslefttoenail 

A rlly cool person on tiktok. I’m mutuals with them and they never fail to make me laugh. Even though they have a kinda large following they still reply and like a lot of the comments! </3 Just a genuinely really good person! Very attractive too! I love you connieslefttoenail!! :)
Omg you’re humor is kinda like connieslefttoenail on tiktok!!

connieslefttoenail 

we’re mutuals!! they’re the sweetest person ever and they always make me laugh no matter how upset I am. Honestly they helped me hold on when i was struggling the most. Also very attractive may I say.... <\3
Hey, are you connieslefttoenail? They gestured toward the beautiful/handsome person.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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