.bjorkk

.bjorkk has the best takes on tiktok and they’re hot.

hey have you heard of .bjorkk?
them: that one tiktok creator thats hot and sexy?

.bjorkk by redishblu June 30, 2021

.bjorkk

.bjorkk is a very hot tiktok creator that has good takes.

hey have you heard of .bjorkk on tiktok?
them: yeah aren’t they hot and sexy?

.bjorkk by redishblu June 30, 2021

Björk cute 

A person who is very attractive in a sort of strange way. This term is used for people who have features that might he off-putting to some, but makes them that much more attractive to others. This term only applies to facial features, and doesn't apply to body types such as overly skinny or fat people.

"She björk cute, so she really fine, just sort of weird" -Aminé

Björk cute by keke_doesn't_love_you September 26, 2018

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

Bjorkasm 

To, upon reaching sexual climax, utter amazing vocal stylings resembling a certain Icelandic singer

Neighbours were forced to stuff cotton balls in their cats ears every time the woman in 3c had another of her explosive Bjorkasms

Bjorkasm by Nonprophet July 6, 2005

Björking 

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

Björking by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

Björk 

1. The most creative artist of this era. One of the greatest poets and writers ever.
2. The genre which includes only one singer: (guess who!)

1. Remember the ümlaut in Björk!
2. Bob: What genre is Björk?
Me: er, Björk

Björk by Mother Ocenia September 6, 2005