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A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.
bjorked by Rymix June 26, 2006
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Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.
Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.
bjorked by CASIOp April 20, 2010

Bjorked Up 

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.
"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"
Bjorked Up by I Am Monkey May 25, 2009

get björned 

To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.

get björned.
You just got björned i will now die. get björned
get björned by getBJör February 10, 2023
To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
borked by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
Being so bored that you mispell bored...on purpose...
I am so bjored...
Bjored by Dirzain June 21, 2004
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