A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
by Rymix June 26, 2006
Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.
by CASIOp April 20, 2010
An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! Her wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.
by Anonymous March 19, 2005
An Icelandic singer who released her first album at 11. She was in many bands, then split to pursue her solo career, releasing her first international album, Debut. The hit single from the album was called Human Behaviour. She then released albums called Post, Homogenic, Vespertine etc. In 2004 she released Medulla and also appeared at the Olympics held in Greece, singing her single Oceania.
by gracie March 4, 2005
1. A much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat Shakespearean with a touch of Sigmund Freud.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat Shakespearean with a touch of Sigmund Freud.
You’re going to have to change those bjork-like lyrics otherwise others wont understand the meaning your trying to convey.
Take that off this instant! You want them to think you have Bjork as a fashion consultant?
Take that off this instant! You want them to think you have Bjork as a fashion consultant?
by Yashamuri Hikanae July 13, 2006
by One Half January 5, 2006
The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.
The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."
Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.
I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.
Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.
I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.
by heyfuture June 5, 2009