bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

bjorked

Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.

Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.

by CASIOp April 20, 2010

Bjorked Up

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.

"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"

by I Am Monkey May 25, 2009

get björned

To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.

get björned.

You just got björned i will now die. get björned

by getBJör February 10, 2023

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

Bjored

Being so bored that you mispell bored...on purpose...

I am so bjored...

by Dirzain June 21, 2004