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Ion is someone who doesnt understand reality. Ion likes to bash people behind their back and make them needlessly suffer. Believes everything their so called friends say about someone, especially if it's a George Clooney meme.
...ion..., you just never listen to the right people. You should call that girl and ask her what's up, even though you make fun of everything about her.
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Ion is used as a replacement for "I don't". This can be found especially on twitter.
Ion by Airwick August 26, 2012
ion is a slang word that stands for 'I don't'
ion think Billie Jean is my lover
ion by jon.got.clout June 9, 2018
A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.
When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."
ion by LimaRonan October 11, 2014
I don't
Do you want to have sex?

I Can't ion have a condom
Ion by Sxxxx August 8, 2018
i don’t an abbreviation for i don’t
ion by hey buddy 111 September 30, 2020
An ion is a molecule with a positive or negative charge.
Solvents consist of ions.
ion by Karel! June 29, 2006
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