ion

A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.

When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."

by LimaRonan October 11, 2014

hotdog water

your friend casey smells like it

“yo, casey. you smell like hotdog water man.”
“that’s why your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

by LimaRonan March 14, 2020