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Oh my gosh, I totally lost my noodles during the math exam.
noodles by Holly Nguyen May 1, 2007
1. Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles".

2. The Offspring's lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.
1. Did you eat noodles last night? I did.

2. Noodles is a guitar god.
noodles by hell is for me December 23, 2003
When something is ridiculously crazy. inconceivable almost. Similar to bananas, but...whoooa!
Ex.1: "Yo i got some top from tha chick i jus met. I promise,Shit was noodles"!!

Ex. 2: "This guy is noodles if he thinks he not gonna pay me my money"!

Bananas crazy wild stupid sick as hell
noodles by Hugh Diggz March 18, 2009
the guy who play guitar in The Offspring
yo noodles, stop drinkin' beer and start making noise
noodles by XarlieB January 2, 2004
The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.
Noodles is awesome! I wish I could meet him in person!
noodles by jimbobjoeshmoe January 3, 2004
This word is used to describe Jack Avery from a band called Why Don’t We. This is only because his hair looks like ramen noodles
Jack has noodles on his head but they are hot tho
Noodles by Juicyjackavery January 6, 2018
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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